I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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