I just cut my nipple shaving
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
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we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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