I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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