onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
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Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize