Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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