I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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