Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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