I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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