is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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