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Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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