So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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