My brain says no but my pants say off.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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