her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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