The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
nutella sex= disaster
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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