you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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