So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
they need to just BURY HIM!
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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