Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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