i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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