plz talk dirty to me
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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