Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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