That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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