yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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