Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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