I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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