just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
