Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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