We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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