and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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