You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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