White coat. Heels.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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