we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You dont lie about slip and slides
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
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