Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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