yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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