i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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