Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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