the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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