there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
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Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I need water and some morals
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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