So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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