So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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