AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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