I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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