the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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