I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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