if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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