So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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