i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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