return my video game
Sponge bath it is.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
