hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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