Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize