real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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