wat bout pragnant strippers??
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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