I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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