oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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