My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
honey bunches of taint.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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