Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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