she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
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We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
That accounts for only three of the penises
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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