Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.