me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
She made me pour olive oil on her.