Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day