Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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