just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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